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MR LONG LEG

MR LONG LEG

He waits for the night to come,

So he can sneak into my room; 

His buzzing, my ear to drum,

Flies when I raise my broom.

He hides under my bed,

Waits for me to snore,

As he stays close to my head,

The way he’s done before.

In a moment of snooze, 

He lands on the bridge of my nose, 

His long thin legs bear no shoes, 

With confidence there to pose.

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I must get rid of him with care; 

He will fly away in seconds,

My broken nose to bear.

Into my skin, his long stylet dug,

My blood there to draw,

To make his belly fill like a jug,

And look like a red caw.

Can’t stand it anymore, 

This tiny thing knows no fear,

Since he is no armature,

So, I must give him a scare.

Excerpts from PAGES OF MY HEART:BOOK TWO

A DAY IN THE DOCTOR’S SURGERY

A Day In The Doctor’s Surgery

When we visit our doctors we like to impress them. We try to use medical jargons just so we may impress them. We even try to make our own diagnosis. Some of the things we say make the doctors laugh. Other things we do make them cringe.

A medical student gives an account of his experience in a doctor’s surgery. He sees and hears so many things. His dossier makes me laugh from the beginning to the end. 

Here are clips from the book:

A woman came to see the doctor. She had been coughing for one week.

“Doctor, I have coughed up my cerebrum,” she reported.

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“Doctor, my girlfriend has run away with one of my balls,” he reported. “I want you to confirm before I report to the police.”

An elderly man came to see the doctor. One of his teeth had come out.

“How did it happen?” the doctor asked.

“I did it on a chicken thigh,” he replied.

Wow! the student’s dossier, A Day In The Doctor’s Surgery, blew my mind. I couldn’t stop laughing.